Colonel

Colonel is an investigator who helped DC find Greedy when he was thrown into the TV.

Appearance
Colonel has grey hair, along with a moustache. He wears black glasses, and is usually seen wearing an all-white suit with a black tie.

Background
Colonel Sanders was the founder of KFC, a world famous chicken-focused fast food chain. He also became an private investigator for unknown reasons.

Plot
Colonel meets DC on a train ride after DC was left alone in the graveyard. That night, he saw Greedy on the Midnight Channel. The next day he received the missing person alert for Greedy from his assistant, Sephiroth. Upon going to where Greedy lives, he finds DC, the monkey he had met yesterday. DC and Colonel team up in order to find out what happened to Greedy.

That night, while investigating Dright's office, Colonel gets trapped inside of the cell that formerly contained DC when Jockey melted the door's hinges, but Brody Foxx, the prison guard, broke him out of it with a powersaw. Colonel then returns to find Sephiroth passed out in an office room, missing a hand, so he moves Sephiroth into an empty hospital bed and gives him a new mechanical hand.